This particular verses stood out very strongly for me. Weiz and Jia should know why.

When you make a vow to [Him], do not delay in fulfilling it. He has no pleasure in fools; fulfil your vow. It is better not to vow than to make a vow and not fulfil it. Do not let your mouth lead you into sin. And do not protest to the temple messenger, "My vow was a mistake." Why should [He] be angry at what you say and destroy the work of your hands?
Ecc 5

People have always wondered whether the fish that swallowed Jonah was a fish or a whale. Finally, my Australian friend has the answer.

It is the 吐拿鱼 (tuna fish; and his name is 约拿 in chinese)

A group of brothers to a group of sisters who were supposed to have a meeting in their room before an event at a retreat - Don't worry, you can come in now. We've kept all our international flags.

My boss to his staff - You've to be careful of the quiet ones like Isaac. They don't say much, but when they do, they'll blow you off your chair! -_-